Secret 6th and 7th Night/Transcript

Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier, and welcome back to Five Nights at Freddy's. As you all may know and that I've been told many times, I need to go back to the sixth night. You guys have basically been shouting at me to do it so I'm gonna do it. But, I know that there is not much difference from this than the last one. Other than that, it is harder. So, we're gonna have a lot tougher time trying to get through this game with everyone being a giant douche. Now, I don't know if there's any calls coming in. It looks like there's an "O", so I'm just on my own for this game, and they're already out. Okay, good. So, we're going back into the same rhythm we usually had before we just check regularly, but I was told that I actually need to check to make sure that Freddy does not move from his original position because that's what really got me before. I wasn't checking to make sure that he didn't go anywhere and other people said that I needed to also check around to make sure that they weren't there because someone said that if you catch them on camera that's actually gonna keep them from always popping up at your door. Now, I don't know if any of this is true, this may be just what you guys are trying to tell me to get me to die quicker because– Chica appears at the left door Ahh! I like that a lot! Hey, hey, hey, ducky, ducky, ducky! You need to go away. But, I don't know the rules. It's like, there's a definitive mix of signals going on from the community here, because everyone is trying out to figure out exactly what to do and no one has a perfect idea of what exactly to do. Everyone just dies randomly, and then they stick me in the middle of this, and I have to play the game, and you guys figure it out from there. But, either way, this is gonna be really tough to conserve power through this last night, because– Show stage music plays There's that lovely music that I love. The lovingly loving music that loves me so much... loves me like a glove in a dove and above. But, either way, so long as I'm good about my power and I get to the point where Freddy's outside my door, now, I think I have the correct (coughs) I think I have the correct strategy about it in that you need to be very conscious of your power, yes, but you also need to be sure that you're not having the doors down at all times. And I'm sorry if I'm talking a little fast– Bonnie appears at the left door Hey! My mouse was not working there! You can't do that on me. Chica appears at left door and the button is stuck Hey! You're not supposed to be here– Ahh! No! No! I'm dead. Oh, I'm so dead. I'm not doing nothing. I ain't doing nothing. This is how I normally sit (inaudible). La-la-la-la! Fuck. Chica jump scares Mark Mmm. I knew that was gonna happen. I knew that was gonna happen. Fudgesicles, I wasn't watching. My mouse has been acting up which is the perfect time for me to play this game, isn't it? (laughs) What if you were visited by the Grim Reaper, and it wasn't actually a skeleton underneath, it was just Freddy? (ominous laughter) I'm not ready for Freddy. Let's do this, gentleman. Ugh– I keep swallowing my own spit. Foxy is in Pirate Cove Oh, how are you already out?! How?! That's (stutters) That's un-possible! You know what, screw you. I don't even care. I don't care that you're the biggest douche on douche alley. I've got other problems. Like a ducky that loves me too much. You know what the weird thing is? People have already started to draw rather nude drawings of these animatronic creatures and I'm like "I know the Internet's a little messed up place." I've been here... "It's me" glitching screen occurs ...for– Ahh! Long time! No, you don't! It's not you! Bonnie appears in the left door Hi. Okay. You're okay. Bun Ben is okay. Anyway, I know that the– Chica appears at the right door I Know that the Internet's a bit of a messed up place. But I mean, come on! You gotta (stutters) You gotta be a little nicer than that– I have not been focusing very hard. Hi, friend. It's good to see you again. Is he– He's not coming, is he? That's right. He's gone, yay! Oh, god. Okay, not there. It's got to be very conscious. God. Bonnie appears at the left door This game is nerve wracking. I need more power. I gotta have the power. You guys are aggressive sons of bitches. You guys need to take some relaxation therapy classes. Get some scented candles. Take a nice herbal bath. Smoke some weed. I don't care. Do something. Relax! Markiplier does not condone the smokege (gibberish for smoking) of any herbal substances. Or anything for that matter. Just don't... don't... don't do that. Then again, just don't take advice in general from me... Chica is in E. Hall Corner ...'cause I don't know what I'm doing. I mean, look at me right here. I'm playing a game that terrifies me for the entertainment of others. That's gotta be questionable life choices right there. Ahh! Chica appears at the right door Hello! Goodbye! Ya crude bastards. You need to back off a little bit, because my brain is going a million miles an hour. You have no idea what I'm gonna do when I get this– Bonnie appears at left door Oh, hi. You weren't there a second ago. Okay then. Weirdo. What a weirdo over there, huh? Am I right? Yeah. Cool. Freddy's music plays in the Kitchen That's not a good sound! Oh-oh. Does that mean that Freddy is starting to get a little active? Maybe. So far so good. If Pirate Cove man('s) not gonna be there, I'm gonna look at Pirate Cove man. I'm gonna watch him run down and flail uselessly on my door. Bonnie appears at the left door No, thank you! I don't want any, Mr. Bunbun. Foxy has moved to the West hall Oh-oh. Looks like... Wait a minute. Oh, there he is. Oh, what a bunch of useless piece of ass over there. Chica is in E. hall corner Banging on my door like a douche nozzle. What a moron. Chica appears at the right door Okay. That guy– That... that duck is smart. And, apparently, to the Internet, that duck is very sexy to some people. So... Hey, I ain't judging. I ain't gonna judge nobody, because... hey... Bonnie appears at the left door You do you, and I'll do me, and we won't do each other. Probably. That was a good poem right there. Freddy laughs Ha-ha-ha. Don't you ha-ha me. Oh, he was gone. That's alright. Don't you ha-ha me. Let me– Freddy! You stay down there. Okay. So, the basic idea that I have for that, is that every time you have Freddy right there, you can be staring at the door, and he won't come in, and if you ever want to look away and check anything else, you have to close the door on him before that happens. So, as long as you're staring at it... Okay. So, then you check everything else. Everything else looks generally pretty good. Then, you go back... I didn't check the light before I turned that on. Okay, he's gone, see? See, see, it's all good. Freddy laughs and jump scares Mark Ahh! Fuck! God! What a bunch of bull! What a bull load of bull! Everyone was lying to me! Well, here we go again. It's gonna be fun, isn't it? Oh good, Ducky already up. Ducky already out to play. Now that Bunbun's also gone out. Bunbun bunnies. Foxy's music plays Da-da-dum-dum, da-da-dum-dum no one likes you, da-da-dum-dum, you are dum-dum. But, apparently, the story of this place is actually that the place was shut down because some dude in a bear costume of some sort, at least that's the story, some suspect was arrested and that's as far as I know. But, some dude led five kids back into the backroom and then murdered them, and they could never find the bodies. So, they were either stuffed inside these costumes or... who knows. Their souls left and infected everyone, or Freddy ate them, or I don't know. I don't know what the bite of '87 is all about, but people are trying to come up with answers to that. I don't know. And frankly, I don't want to know. I just want to go about my life. Get my overtime paycheck, because, for some reason, I decided that 120 bucks a night wasn't– or a week, wasn't good enough. If it was a 120 a night, that might be a little better but, god, I mean for this? Six-figure salary wouldn't be good enough for this. Eww. It's gonna be a good night. Foxy is gone from Pirate Cove Oh, he's out already, but that's okay, cause I got no time. It don't even matter if he comes running down. I don't care. What do I care? What would I care? I don't care nothing. I ain't worried about nothin'... worried about nothin'. I ain't worried about nothin'. I don't worry about nothing. (starts singing) Everything is awesome, mmm. Everything is cool when you're part of a team, yeah. Freddy is in L. Hall Corner Everything– Oh, crap. Mmm. Everything is awesome. Everything is cool when you're part of a team. Everything is awesome... when you live... a dream. Bonnie appears at left door and the button is stuck A– Ahh, ga–, no, no, come on! That's hardly fair. I just missed him! I just looked over there! I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm gonna die. But... screw you. I'm not gonna go– gonna... I'm dead. Bonnie jump scares Mark Jesus. Someone's got bad breath. Okay, this time, I'm actually gonna be focused so, expect some serious concentration going on here, because I am not going to lose this. I keep hearing footsteps every time I put up the damn monitor. It's like it's intentionally done. Every time I need to do that, it thinks that it's gonna go creepy-crawly up my butt and no one's gonna get to me! No one's gonna touch my butt. Foxy is in Pirate Cove Okay, he's already out. He's just saying hello. That's totally fine. I'm fine. I'm fine! Bonnie appears at left door and the button is stuck Okay now– Ahh, come on! Bonnie jump scares Mark I do not know how I can go any quicker than I am, but I'm gonna have to try, I guess. Because this is bull. This is some bull ass bull here. Okay, serious, serious game face. Not fooling around here. Not fooling around. No, no, no. Ain't nobody fooling with me. If they're out, then it's every possibility that they're gonna jump down my throat, so I'm gonna carefully watch. Just very carefully watch. Don't be spazzing out nobody. I've got plenty of power. I've done this a million times, practically now, and I can get through this, cause I know. I know the deal. Chica appears at right door There you are! Gotcha! How you gonna get me?! I ain't worried 'bout nothin'. Worried 'bout nothin'. I ain't worried 'bout nothin'. Heh. Let's be very quick. Precise. Quick and precise. Chica appear at the right door That's how you win! I would have p– died if I hadn't done that. Yeah, yeah, what now? What up? Get outta here. Doing just as a check to kill my ass. Do I need to– Chica appears at the right door I keep seeing the things. You need to not! You gone already? Jesus! Who are you? Bunbun man? Bunbun man's been pretty tame. Ducky duck is getting a little agitated. Nothing like an angry duck to ruin your day. Come on, you bitches. Huh? huh? God, this is stressful. This is stressful for a different reason... Bonnie appears at the left door ... than the other ones were! Just cause, I know that they can pop up at any moment and I wouldn't have any time otherwise to react. Already. God, they just pop up for a few seconds and that's it. Have to check so spastically here. Oh my god. I saw that Freddy. I saw that. You were looking at me– Wow, wow-wow-wow. Freddy got closer, I saw that. Come on. Come on, Freddy. What 'chu got? Bonnie appears at the left door (inaudible). That's right. Nope. Ain't gonna– Chica appears at the right door Nobody! Ain't gonna nobody! That's why you're gone! You're still there?! You can stay. Duck, you're cool. Oh, okay, you're gone now? That's okay. All right, cool. Freddy's still in his hidey-hole. Come on, I'm spastic. Gotta be super spastic! Freddy's still there. Freddy's looking at me. Freddy saw me. Okay, don't da-dum-dum. Oh, you're still there. oh, I'm going so fast now. Don't you dum-dum closer. Bonnie appears at left door you dum-dum exactly– No! Give me my power back, da-da-dum-dum, you're still there. Hate you, hate you, hate, hate– (starts singing) Fill my life with hate. Cut my life into pieces. Don't shove me in a suit. I hate you to your head. Right down to your glute. Or brand new boots. Do you even wear boots? I don't know. You're duckies and bears and bunnies. I don't know if you wear boots. Oh, I hear the warbles. Who's warbling? Ooh, do I have visitors? I wasn't ready! Don't do that! Oh, don't screw me up like that, you son of a bitch. I will kill... ah... a bug. I'll squish it. Squish, squish it, squish, squish, squish. Foxy is in Pirate Cove Oh, god. Pirate Cove man. Finally out of his cage, huh? Finally decided to show himself. Well, not today. It don't matter. God damnit. God damnit, god damnit! Oh, come on, click! God damnit it, click! Ahh! I'm losing it, I'm losing it, I'm losing it, I'm losing it, I'm losing it, god damnit, I'm losing it. Gotta keep up there! It's a goddamn juggling act. Did he leave? Was he still there? I don't know. Oh, he's still there, okay. Okay. I ain't worried about nothin'. I ain't worried about nothin'. I ain't worried about nothin'. Bonnie appears in the left door No, no, no, no, come on! Oh, you son of a bitch. Goddamn, you can't do that. Gone already. okay. Woo! This is– This is literally the worst I've ever had. Oh my god. I'm not just scared now, I'm... super stressed about doing this. My hand is cramping up from... trying to be very, very precise about this. Keeping that door down. It's 5am already. I might just make it. Is he gone? Yes, he's gone. Okay. Okay. Freddy's still there. Okay, still good. Still good. Still rock-solid. Still rock-solid. Rock-solid. Rock-solid. Rock solid. Rock-solid. Oh, my god. Don't you wobble. Okay, who's wobbling? Who's got it, who's got it? Who's coming after me? (whispers) Oh, 5 percent left. Okay. Beat the clock, beat the clock, beat the clock, beat the clock, beat the clock, beat the clock. Ooh boy. Ooh, boy. Come on... fuckers. No. Freddy, no. Freddy no. Freddy no. Bonnie no. Come on! God damnit, get over there! Okay. Don't move, don't move, don't move, don't move, don't move, don't move, don't move, don't move. I didn't move. That beginning didn't count. Not even gonna look at 'cha! 6AM Yes!. Mother of god! I am the king of Five Nights at Freddy's! Lucky flannel. Lucky flannel, everybody. I earned some over– Oh. That is just insulting you dickbag. 50 cents?! 50 cents. Oh, you son of a bitch! I– Woo-hoo! Alright. I didn't even– Yes! Oh, custom night. Wow, no way! That's the seventh night? It's no secret. People told me that there was a seventh night. What is that, what is that? What is that? Oh, my god! Are you kidding me?! There is no way! There is no freakin' way! I'm gonna set this to max, of course. Oh, my god! Are you kidding me? I'm gonna die. I'm so gonna die. God, are you kidding me? You can't say that I didn't give it a try. So, let's give it an old honest try here. You guys ready? Is everybody ready? Everybody hang tight. Everybody in it to win it? Everybody– Good. Good. Cause I need you flexible, and I need you to believe in me, and I need you to feel the energy that we share together– The group hug. Group hug, everybody. Group hug. Bring it in. Ahh! Yeah, that's a good hug right there. I feel the love. I feel the... That's not love, you want me to die! Wa– Who did that? Jeremy? Sally? Sarah? Mike? Come on! Why you gotta be like that? Right from the get-go. Lock him down. Ain't going nowhere, huh? You ain't going nowhere, eh? Yeah. I'm looking at 'chu. I'm looking at 'chu. Yeah. Come on. Let's see what you got. I got– I got speed. Oh, they're all out already? Why didn't you give a chance?! Freddy laughs Well, that's not a good sound. I hate that sound! Bonnie appears at left door and Freddy jump scares Mark Okay! Ahh, fuck me! I'm gonna give it one more go. Dammit. He moved on me. Just throwing that down... just because. Okay, he's not even there. Where the fuck is he? Freddy laughs Oh, that's not a good sound! Oh, I don't like that. Oh, my god, I do not like this– All my cams are out! Bonnie appears at the left door Okay, he's there. Okay. Chica appears at the right door Okay, nevermind! Let's leave that down. God, what the hell is happening? Oh, my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god! Okay. Freddy laughs and jump scares Mark Ahh! fff... Ugh! Ahh! I don't even know how to do that. I ca– I literally can't check. I have to go by sound, I think. I think the only way to win that game is to listen instead of actually seeing. Okay, he's not there anymore. I hear the footsteps. I hear them jangling all over the– Oh, okay, he was there, yeah. So the... What the hell was that?! That's not something that you can get away with. I'm not okay with that. My god, he's there again! Left door button is stuck Oh crap, come on! Okay, if this is how I die, then I'm gonna go out blazing. Alright, as soon as he pops up... here we go. Bonnie jump scares Mark Ahh! I think that scared him off. Open the fists of fury! Big strong man, me. All right, so anyway, that is pretty much the end of that game and the end of Five Nights at Freddy's. This is probably my favorite horror game of all time. If not, then way, way up in the top 10. It is awesome in almost every way and, like, seriously– I can't even imagine this. I'm gonna get it, cause, I know that there's been a problem with the rendering... with the... that static background that makes my webcam all fuzzy. But either way, just, this has been absolutely awesome, and the developer has said he's already working on a sequel, so, seriously, thank you so much, uh, developer, for making this game, and thank you all so much to the community who is rallied around it. It is blown up big. I really do appreciate, uh, the support that you guys have given me, and the new subscribers that have come in, thank you so much for giving me a chance. You're awesome! So, thanks again everybody for watching, and check out the other scary games that I've played in the playlist right over there, thanks again, or in the description. And as always, I will see you, in the next video. Bye-bye! Outro plays