| "Markiplier's Unnecessary Censorship #9" | |
| Release date | March 25, 2016 |
| Length | 1:49 |
| Link | Markiplier's Unnecessary Censorship #9 |
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"Markiplier's Unnecessary Censorship #9" is the 9th and final episode of Markiplier's Unnecessary Censorship presented by Markiplier.
Description
Unnecessary Censorship is ready to put your mind back in the gutter!
Transcript[]
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I'm-a **** people, for FUN!!!Hang on, I need to **** my insanity away on this pile of bodies.
I hear you ****ing! Corner me, in a dark alley and then **** me, with a **** up my butt. And... pull this out, put this in... and BOOM! Oh, look at that little Mario ****. I was trying to **** as fast as I could... Hello, everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome to **** the burglars. Now, you guys mentioned when I played **** The Boss: Superhero Edition... There are a lot of other games that are like this, like **** The Hedgehog... It's Markiplier's amazing ****! Please **** the 'Markimoo'. Yeah, the thing about the zombies is that they are not exactly the easiest to ****. And they're kinda ****ing huge numbers, and the more they ****, the bigger their horde becomes. It takes forever, and you guys don't understand, because of the scale at which I **** things. I grabbed her by the ****. I mean, I'm eventually gonna **** and **** you all in the back, but that's besides the point, don't worry about it. What better way to celebrate than ****ing all the blood out of poor unsuspecting burglars? This time we're not gonna suck ****. Like, there's been a lot of different theories as to why Princess Peach continuously gets ****ed. ...The most remarkable one being in 1987, when a pair of twins went missing and were later discovered to have been ****ed in one of the assembly machines in the factory.Ghost Cheeks are where you sit on a toilet seat and you can still feel the warmth where the previous occupant was ****ing.
(laughter)
Oh-oh! You just had that laying around? Yeah, I'll **** you. Oh, alright. Do you like my long **** and strong jawline? I don't have anything with which to mop off my ***. |