| "I Review Amazon Self Defense Products" | |
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| Release date | March 18, 2021 |
| Length | 29:49 |
| Editor(s) | Lixian and rad R |
| Link | I Review Amazon Self Defense Products |
| Series | Markiplier Reviews Stuff |
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"I Review Amazon Self Defense Products" is a live action episode of Markiplier Reviews Stuff by Markiplier.
Description
Have you ever wanted to defend yourself but you don't want to spend a lot of money? Then Amazon is the perfect shop for all your self defense needs!
Summary[]
Mark tests out several Amazon-bought self-defense products on a disassembled Body Opponent Bag (BOB). These products included a stun baton, a stinger whip, a tactical coin purse, a personal alarm on a key ring, Cotteox multitool camping accessories, a paracord knife bracelet, keychain spikes, a tactical pen, brass knuckles, and a collapsible staff.
Running gags[]
- Throughout the video, Mark makes several jokes about hurting himself to fully test out the quality of his self-defense equipment. This is referring to a gag that originated during Unus Annus' run, whose audience teased Mark about potentially being a masochist due to his desire to put himself into unconventional situations.
Quotes[]
| “ | It's a whip. Not very long, but, you know, frankly, if I had a long, long whip, I might whip myself in my ass. So, I'm not gonna try to do that. Because, I like my ass the way it is, and I don't need it whipped for any reason whatsoever. Period. No further discussion needed. Shut up. | ” |
—Mark derailing his own conversation while discussing the tactical whip. |
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| “ | It just goes to show that when it comes to your self-defense, spare no expense. | ” |
—Mark's closing words of his review. |
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