Five Nights at Freddy's Reaction Compilation

"Five Nights at Freddy's Reaction Compilation"
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Release date	March 8, 2015
Length	6:46
Link	Five Nights at Freddy's Reaction Compilation
Playlist Guide
Episode 21
Series	Markiplier Reaction Compilations
Games	Five Nights at Freddy's Five Nights at Freddy's 2 Five Nights at Freddy's 3
← previous "Random Horror Reaction Compilation #9"	next → "Five Nights at Freddy's 4 Reaction Compilation"
Video Guide
← previous "Five Nights at Freddy's: The Interview"	next → "How To Beat A Monkey At Chess: THE MUSICAL"

"Five Nights at Freddy's Reaction Compilation" is the 21st episode of Markiplier Reaction Compilations It is a compilation of the best moments of all three games' playthroughs.

Description

The Funniest Moments from ALL of Five Nights at Freddy's!

Transcript[]

Full transcript
static cut The first night... If I didn't wanna stay the first night, why would I stay any more than FIVE?* Why would I stay any more than 2? Hello!* static cut I don't wanna die... AAAAAAAAHH, WHUH-PREH-THE-POWER??!!!! grudge power out AH! ... OH NO! Freddy's music playing in the left door HI! OH, GAWD DAMMIT! HOW ARE YOU DOING? static cut GO AWAY! NOBODY LIKES YOU! Bonnie still in the left door. HE'S STILL THERE!! static cut UUUGH, I WANNA GO HOME! I WANT MY MOMMY! I-WANT-MY-MOMMY-SO-BADLY!! static cut Bonnie pops in the left door AH! FUCK YOU! ... Middle finger REKT static cut Good. Yeah, I feel -- WAH!! I DIDN'T SEE-- (coughs) static cut Freddy attacks AHHHH FUGAEHRAHAH!! static cut Not doing it! No! Nope! You can't. Nope! Mmmm... 6 A.M. (gasp!) OH! MY! GOOOH--AHAHAHAHAHAHA! (claps) static cut Robot voice from phone call EEUUAAAHHGGG! static cut I'm dead. Bonnie attacks Bejeezus! Someone's got bad breath. static cut WHAT IS THAT?! AH-I-CAN'T-DEWH-AHH-DEWHM!!! I GOTTA FLASHLIGHT!!! HOLD ON!!! NO NOT THAT!!!! ... static cut I didn't even see Chica comin'! ...HUUUUUH, N' THAT'S NOT A JOKE FOR THE INTERNET TO ENJOY!! static cut Yahm the BEAHHHH--you're playin' the banjo there, or whatever it is... I don't know, Electric G'tar or somethin'? static cut ... GAH-HAH, WHAT THE FUCK?! static cut I was so worried about frickin' Bonnie over there! I thought I was gonna DIE!! static cut Uzzz--BAD!! Screw you, I'm just stayin' in here!... Oh-- "HUG ME" AHH--FUU-HOO, WHAT WAS THA-HAT?! AAHHH! static cut How am I gonna beat the 1st night?! This is im-pass-ih-bull! static cut burp Ugh, excuse me, pardon me, that's very rude. I just ate before I did this. toot static cut God, poopie poopie! POOPIE POOPIE IN MY PANTS! static cut HI! HI! HI! HI! HI! HI! HI! HI! HI! FLASH! FLASH! FLASH! static cut WHAT THE HELL? ♪{NONONO, NONO, NO, NONONO, NO, NO, NO, DAAAA DADADADADADA, DADADA, DADADA, DADADADA, DADA}♪OMA GOD! static cut HEJO!! static cut Memories! Memorieees! ... MAMMARIES! static cut EHHGHUGHGHUGH static cut I GOT IT! I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it. I so gooooooooot it. static cut I'm so boned. I'M BONED! He's gonna kill me. He's gonna kill me! ... OH MY G- Foxy attacks "KISS ME" static cut I DUWN NERRHH... I DUWN NERRHH! ... IMMA NYA BLEEEHH! static cut Kebaaa babiii blabi babip... Chica attacks "TOUCH ME" static cut Oh, god, I'm boned. Oh, god, I'm boned. I'm boned I'm boned I'm boned jamon jamon jamon. static cut WHY IS HE THERE!? OH, GOD! OH GOD, OH GOD, OH GOD! YUH ZHUH ZHUYE! static cut He was just hanging up there like a doosh! "Heeey, howsit gowin' nare?* You wanna win? Too bad!"* static cut NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO Chica attacks "YES" static cut HURGH! You wanna mess with the likes of me? I got a cracking voice. I'm practically pubescent! static cut HEY!! WOAH! WOAH! ... You got-- Bonnie attacks GAH--! AWWWW, GOD, I WAS LIGHTING FAST! static cut Now, that it's been confirmed that Chica's actually a girly girl. It's made the life of me so fun! ...I don't know why it'd be fun, don't read too much into that. That didn't mean anything! I zeh-dehah-he-what are you trying to say? static cut Are you there? You better not be--WHAAA?! Golden Freddy attacks AGH! WHAT DA FUCK?!! I KNEW IT!! "SURE MARK." HO MY GAHHHD!! static cut stammering Am I supposed to be- OHHHHHHHHHHAYE! Phantom BB attacks AH, FUCK!! WHAT THE FFFFFFFFFFF--I'm alive?! static cut WOAHEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! Wedyeh-fzfzfzfzzff-just a friendly-hello-hi? Hey! How's it going, bro? I'm gonna play an... Springtrap attacks AH! HEY! static cut HEEEEEY! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? WHADOOEYE? OKAY, BYE! Phantom Freddy attacks AH! FUCK! static cut Oh, god dammit! UHHEYE AH.. Phantom BB attacks AH.. Hi YES VENTILATION ERROR I KNOW!!! I KNOW! BALLOON BOY, YOU'RE A DICK! I GET IT! REMIND ME TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE TEN TIMES MORE THAN USUAL! static cut Ho ho ho, I'm Freddy! Haw haw haw haw haw haw static cut Heyyy! OHHHHHHHHHHH! U KNOW WAT? I just met your friends! Like, Chica and Balloon Boy came back together we had a big gangbang together we had SO MUCH FUN in a big orgy pile full of spare parts.. It was great! LET ME TELL YA! static cut Kay seven.. OH NO! NO! GOD DAMN IT! Phantom BB attacks NOT AGAIN! Phantom Chica attacks AHEY! WHAT DA FUCK?! static cut The lights may be blaring but I'd like to think about the red hot burning LOVE that I feel in my heart for you... clock ticks to 6AM YEAHHHH! Boopa doopa doopa doop! I DON'T LOVE YOU AT ALL! YEHAHAHAHAHA! static cut Springtrap attacks AH, GOD DAMMIT! GOD DAMN! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK! FUCKIE FUCKIE FUCKIE YOU! static cut You know what? I'm not gonna be even nice to you! FUCK YOU and everything you care about or loved or needed anything in your life! I hope you get nothing beneficial to you to advance your career I hope you don't get that promotion I hope you don't enjoy all the lovely things in your life I hope you don't see beaches and travel around the world I HOPE YOU DO NOTHING! ...oh, shit... Well there's... Springtrap attacks HEY! GOD DAMN IT! static cut Why do I only have two audio checks per do?! That didn't make any sense but tryin' not to English cause I don't English good and I don't English good at all cause I don't WORD GOOD! (lots of diffrent words come here) static cut Shit. Oh, fuck! NO, NOT NOW! I can say assume he's in that one but, NEEHHH, what do I know?! It's just a guess at this point! IT'S JUST A THEORY!!! static cut Where'd he come from, where'd he go? Where'd he come from, Cotton-Eye Joe? HI-BAB-MM-BEE-MM-BAH-BUH-DAH-DOH! GET THE FUCK BACK THERE RIGHT NOW! I don't have the patience for you! Oh my God, all my systems are failing... This is not good. static cut AHHHH, SHEEIT... I'm so boned. I'm so STRONGLY BONED!! static cut Like I REALLY know da shit when it comes to this game y'all! du ul I've never used that tunnel-lingo before but I'm feeling... uh... slightly... sassy! static cut I'm making -- I'm making a call! 6AM YEAHHHHH! YEAHHHHH! static cut So how do I get three? ...Jumpscares-- Springtrap attacks OH! ... YOU SON OF BITCH.

Trivia[]

This montage was made by Cyndago.
The photo of MatPat is taken from the thumbnail from a video by FootofaFerret.

Five Nights at Freddy's
Five Nights at Freddy's	WARNING: SCARIEST GAME IN YEARS \| WAS THAT GOLDEN FREDDY?! \| 'Not-So-Official' Ending \| Secret 6th and 7th Night \| 20/20/20/20 COMPLETE \| Five Nights at Freddy's FAIL Compilation \| Five Nights at Freddy's: The Lost Episode \| My Mom Plays Five Nights at Freddy's \| Five Nights at Freddy's: REVISITED
Five Nights at Freddy's 2	SCARIEST GAME EVER MADE \| BONNIE AND CHICA ARE BACK! \| ENDLESS CYCLE OF DEATH \| READY FOR FREDDY? \| WELCOME TO THE FAMILY \| GOLDEN FREDDY'S SECRET \| 10/20 Mode COMPLETE!! \| My Mom Plays Five Nights at Freddy's 2 \| Five Nights at Freddy's 2: REVISITED
Five Nights at Freddy's 3	WARNING: YOU WILL DIE \| HORRIBLE TRUTH REVEALED \| PUPPET MASTER RETURNS \| REST IN PIECES \| NIGHTMARE MODE COMPLETE \| ALL SECRETS REVEALED (Good Ending) \| AGGRESSIVE NIGHTMARE MODE \| My Mom Plays Five Nights at Freddy's 3 \| Five Nights at Freddy's 3: REVISITED
Five Nights at Freddy's 4	ARE YOU BRAVE ENOUGH? \| THEY'RE RIGHT BEHIND YOU... \| FOXY WATCHES YOU SLEEP \| GOLDEN FREDDY ATTACKS!! \| The Bite of '87 REVEALED!! \| THE GOOD ENDING?? \| WHO IS NIGHTMARE?? \| 20/20/20/20 COMPLETE \| Five Nights at Freddy's 4 Reaction Compilation \| Five Nights at Freddy's with Jack Black \| HAPPY HALLOWEEN \| MANGLE CHANGES EVERYTHING \| BLIND MODE CHALLENGE \| NIGHTMARE ALL NIGHTMARE MODE \| Five Nights at Freddy's 4: REVISITED
Sister Location	Part 1 \| Part 2 \| Part 3 \| Part 4 \| Part 5 \| REACTION COMPILATION \| Custom Night - Part 1 \| Custom Night - Part 2 \| Custom Night - Part 3 \| Custom Night - Part 4 \| Golden Freddy Mode \| Five Nights at Freddy's: Sister Location: REVISITED \| My Mom Plays Five Nights at Freddy's: Sister Location
Pizzeria Simulator	Part 1 \| Part 2 \| Part 3 \| Part 4 \| Part 5 \| ALL SECRETS \| Five Nights at Freddy's Pizzeria Simulator: REVISITED
Ultimate Custom Night	Part 1 \| Part 2 \| Part 3 \| Part 4 \| Part 5 \| Five Nights at Freddy's w/ TOBII EYE TRACKER \| Five Nights at Freddy's Ultimate Custom Night: REVISITED
Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach	Part 1 \| Part 2 \| Part 3 \| Part 4 \| Part 5 \| Part 5 \| Part 6 \| Part 7 \| Part 7 \| Part 8 \| Part 9 \| Part 10 \| RUIN - Part 1 \| RUIN - Part 2 \| RUIN - Part 3
Animations	Five Nights at Freddy's ANIMATED \| Markiplier Animated: King of Five Nights at Freddys \| Five Nights At Freddy's 2 ANIMATED \| Five Nights at Freddy's 3 ANIMATED \| Five Nights at Freddy's 3 REDUX \| Five Nights at Freddy's 4 ANIMATED \| Five Nights at Freddy's: Sister Location ANIMATED \| Five Nights at Freddy's: Pizzeria Simulator ANIMATED
Related	Five Nights at Freddy's GMOD Map \| Five Night at Freddy's Reaction Compilation \| Five Nights at Freddy's: The Interview \| Five Nights at Freddy's 2 GMOD Map \| Five Nights at GMOD \| The Glitched Attraction \| Aftonbuilt \| Five Nights at JR's \| Five Nights at JR's: Part 2
The Glitched Attraction	Demo	The Glitched Attraction
	Main Game	Part 1 \| Part 2 \| Part 3 \| Part 4 \| Part 5 \| Part 6 \| Part 7
	Clones	Five Nights at Treasure Island \| Five Nights at Treasure Island #2 \| CLICK IF YOU DARE!! \| ARE YOU READY? \| HARD BOILED MODE (and LOTS of scares) \| Five Nights at Treasure Island: The End of Disney \| Bonnie Simulator \| 5 FNAF Fan Games
Five Nights at Wario's	CREEPYPASTA FACTORY \| DEMON MARIO ARRIVES \| CONSUME THY MARIO (Night 5 and 6)
Five Nights at the Chum Bucket	ARE YA READY KIDS? \| SPONGEBOB IS WATCHING YOU... \| THE GANGS ALL HERE IN THE END!!
Five Nights at Fuckboy's	FREDDY IS READY! (1st Shot) \| PUPPET PARTY TIME! (2nd Shot) \| CHICA GOES DOWN!! (3rd and 4th Shot) \| NEW SPECIAL GUEST! (5th and 1st Shot) \| ALL TOYS BROKEN!! (6th Shot) \| GOLDEN FREDDY IS DEAD!! (7th Shot)
Five Nights at Fuckboy's 2	NEW NIGHT OF DEBAUCHERY (1st Shot) \| DON'T STOP ME NOW!! (2nd Shot) \| BONNIE GETS POKED (3rd Shot) \| ALL CAMERAS MUST DIE (4th Shot) \| SECRET FREDDY PLUSHY (5th Shot) \| THE BITE OF '87 (FINAL Shot)
Five Nights at Fuckboy's 3	READY FOR NOT FREDDY? \| MAXIMUM DONG INHALE \| PETER PIPER PICKED A PENIS \| HEY YOU... WHY AREN'T YOU WATCHING... \| WHARRGARBL \| GOLDEN FREDDY'S DARKEST SECRETS \| IT ALL ENDS HERE