WARNING: SCARIEST GAME IN YEARS/Transcript

Mark: ''Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome to Five Nights at Freddy's, an indie horror game that you guys suggested, in mass, and I saw that Yamimash played it and he said it was really really good... So I'm very eager to see what is up. And that is a terrifying animatronic bear! "Family pizzeria looking for security guard to work the nightshift." Oh...12 a.m. The first night. If I didn't wanna stay the first night, why would I stay any more than... five... Why I stay any more than two- hello? Okay...''

Phone starts to call

Mark: ''Hello?... Hello? Oh, oh I can't move. That is a creepy skull, there's creepy things on the wall. Oh, hello. ''

Phone Guy: Hello?

Mark: Hi!

Phone Guy: Hello, hello?

Mark: HI!!!

Phone Guy: Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night.

Mark: Ugh...

Phone Guy: Um, I actually worked in that office before you.

Mark: Ah...

Phone Guy: I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact.

Mark: Hm?

Phone Guy: So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming...

Mark: ''Uugh! U-hu-hu...''

Phone Guy: ...but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about.

Mark: Eh...

Phone Guy: ''Uh, you'll do fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week.''

Mark: Okay, sounds g- Okay...

Phone Guy: ''Okay? Uh, let's see, first there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read. ''

Mark: Mm-hm.

Phone Guy: ''Uh, it's kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, "Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza.''

Mark: Okay.

Phone Guy: A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike...

Mark: (Scared laughing) 

Phone Guy: ''where fantasy and fun come to life. ''

Mark: ''Uughuh! ''

Phone Guy: ''Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced. ''

Mark: (Totaly in panic mode)

Phone Guy: ''Blah blah blah, now that might sound bad, I know... ''

Mark: ''Yeah! ''

Phone Guy: ''but there's really nothing to worry about. Uh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. ''

Mark: (Scared laughing) 

Phone Guy: ''If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? I'd probably be a bit irritable at night too. So, remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little respect, right? ''

Mark: ''Okay! ''

Phone Guy: ''Okay. ''

Mark: ''Okay... ''

Phone Guy: So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit.

Mark: No they...

Phone Guy: Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night.

Mark: (Scared laughing)

Phone Guy: ''Uh...Something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. ''

Mark: Ugh...

Phone Guy: Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too, but then there was The Bite of '87.

Mark: THE BITE?!

Phone Guy: Yeah.

Mark: What bite!?

Phone Guy: I-It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know?

Mark: WHY?!

Phone Guy: Uh, now concerning your safety, the only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uh, if they happen to see you after hours probably won't recognize you as a person.

Mark: Oh, OH!

Phone Guy: ''They'll p-they'll most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now since that's against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, they'll probably try to... forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit.''

Mark: Oh, I get it.

Phone Guy: Um, now, that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves weren't filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices...

Mark: Uh-huh.

Phone Guy: ...especially around the facial area.

Mark: Uh-huh.

Phone Guy: So, you could imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort...

Mark: Yeah!

Phone Guy: ''...and death. Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth when they pop out the front of the mask, heh.''

Mark: ''Ugh! Oh, why... What happened? ''

Phone Guy: ''Y-Yeah, they don't tell you these things when you sign up. But hey, first day should be a breeze. I'll chat with you tomorrow. Uh, check those cameras, and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary.''

Mark: THAT'S NOT GOOD...

Phone Guy: ''Gotta conserve power. Alright, good night.''

Call ends

Mark: 'GOOD NIGHT?! '

Mark: ''OH NO... OH THAT'S BAD! I understand what I need to do. I need to watch the cams so that they don't come after m- '''ONE'S MISSING!! '

Bonnie is in the Backstage

Mark: ''OH, HI! There you are, pretty bunny thing... Okay... Okay, okay, I get it, I get it, I get it, where'd you go? You're still there? Alright, you stay there. I don't know if it's good that you're staring at me! Oh my god. I thought it was weird that I couldn't move, but this is totally different... than any horror game I've ever played. So what you gotta do in case you're not getting it is you gotta watch the cameras to make sure they don't come by- and you only got a little much power- Is he still there? Hi, you're still there. Wait a minute, what, DID YOU MOVE?! Okay, you didn't move. You don't move neither... You don't move nothing... If I see you moving... I don't wanna see anything...Oh-oh-oh MY GOD! TERRIFYING! Why do I leave the doors open, why isn't there enough power?  Bonnie is in the Dining Area''

Mark: ''Hi, okay, you moved again. Hi. What are you doing there? Might be getting a little close to me...''

Camera goes static

Mark: ''Uh-oh, oh, oh no, OH NO, NO, NOOO! No-no-no... Nooo, no, no, no, close it EHHH close it, god dammit! Eh. YOU'LL NEVER GET ME! Okay, you're over there, alright...It's okay. Why can't I even have enough power for lights? '''Stay right there you douchebag! You stay right the F there...''' God dammit! That is like- this is like the most terrifying game I've ever played! They're gonna pop out at me! Oh god, he's gone. Hi. Okay. You're just gonna alternate between the two places, it's totally fine. Your other friends, they ain't moving. They ain't moving much. I see where I am. You're not near me. So, that's good. Just gonna p-periodically check... How much longer do I need- I need last to 6 a.m. Oh god, am I gonna have enough power? Oh god, if I run out of power will they be able to get me? Oh god... You stay right there! Why am I still using some power? Oh god... Seriously, I w-... this is like... this is like... bad! Okay, you're still there, okay. This is the first night, they said it should be easy the first night so I'm only assuming one of em... is gonna wandering around, and it's just a creepy bunny guy. ♪{Happy fun time at Freddy's... fun land... having such a wonderful time...}♪ Okay, still there? Okay, you're still there... and I'm gonna name you... Bunny... Boliday-''

Camera goes static

Mark: ''OH GOD WHERE'D YOU GO?! Oh god, is he here? Hello? Where'd he go? Hi again, okay. You stay right the F there! I don't want to have to deal with you.''

Mark closes both doors

Mark: ''Probably shouldn't do that, I need to conserve power. God dammit that was like half the damn thing the- I think the doors were down. Still there? Okay... Okay... Okay! (Scared laughing)''

Music starts

Mark: 'I hear that... I HEAR THAT! OH GOD! WHERE'S THE OTHER ONE?! WHERE IS HE?! U-UGH! U-UGH! WHERE IS HE?! Where'd he go? Where'd he go, where'd he go, where are both of them, both of th- '

Bonnie is in the West Hall

Mark: Hi, you're really close to me!' Oh god, it's not 6 a.m. yet? ''

Chica is in Restrooms

Mark: ''Hi. Okay. So I think I just need to keep the left door closed? (Crying) '''NOT OKAY NOT OKAY! Is he behind that door? '''No, where'd he go? Where'd- ''

Chica is in the East Hall

'AH! OH HI HI HI HI HI HI OKAY, OKAY, I DON'T HAVE MUCH POWER LEFT.''' What are you gonna do? Is the other one still there? U-ugh! HI... Oh, you moved again! Where where where where where? (Scared laughing) What do I do? what do I do? ''

Chica is in E. Hall Corner

Mark: 'OHHH YOU ARE SO RIGHT SO BEHIND THAT DOOR! OH, WHAT HAPPENS IF I OPEN THE DOOR?! I'm gonna run out of power. Oh, I'm gonna run out of power! Is he there? I don't wanna die, I don't wanna die... I don't wanna die... AH, ONE PERCENT POWER! (nervous grudging sound) '

Power out, doors open

Mark: 'AH! ... Oh NO! OH NO, NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! '''Oh no no no no no no... ''

Freddy flashes in left door

Mark: 'HIIII! OH, GAWD DAMMIT! HOW'RE YOU DOING?!' H-ugh...

6 a.m. chimes

Mark: ''H-ugh, did I make it? Did I make it?! '''Yeah-ha! Oh god not again! '''Why would I do this stupid job?! Okay... Okay. So I ran out of power, but...''

Phone starts to call

Mark: ''OH HI, HI AGAIN! Do you have any see- sage advice for me? Yep. Okay, yep. I know. Yep. Yep yep yep, what I can do for you? I know! Oh god...''

Phone Guy: Uh, Hello?

Mark: Hi.

Phone Guy: ''Hello? Uh, well, if you're hearing this then you made it to day two, uh, congrats!''

Mark: (laughs in panic)

Phone Guy: Uh, I-I won't talk quite as long this time since Freddy and his friends tend to become more active as the week progresses.

Mark: What?

Phone Guy: Uhh, it might be a good idea to peek at those cameras while I talk just to make sure everyone's in their proper place, you know. Bonnie is in Dining Area

Mark: No.

Phone Guy: ''Uh... Interestingly enough, Freddy himself doesn't come off stage very often. I heard he becomes a lot more active in the dark though, so, hey, I guess that's one more reason not to run out of power, right?''

Mark: (laughs in panic)

Phone Guy: ''Uh, I also want to emphasize the importance of using your door lights. There are blind spots in your camera view, and those blind spots happen to be right outside your doors. So if-if you can’t find something, or someone, on your cameras...'' Bonnie is in the West Hall Mark: Ugh-h!

Phone Guy: ''...uh, be sure to check the door lights. Uh, you might only have a few seconds to react... Uh, not that you would be in any danger, of course. I'm not implying that.''

Mark: Of course!

Phone Guy: Uh, a''lso, uh, check on the curtain in Pirate Cove from time to time. The character in there seems to be unique in that he becomes more active if the cameras remain off for long periods of time. Uh, I guess he doesn't like being watched.'' Bonnie is in W. Hall Corner

Mark: UGH-GH! UHH!

Phone Guy: ''I don't know. Anyway, I'm sure you have everything under control. Uh, talk to you soon.'' Call ends

Mark: 'Where's Pirate Cove? Why are you going to leave me with this? Don't leave me like this!' Where's, where's Big Yellow?

Chica is in Dining Area

Mark: ''There's Big Yellow. Is he still there? Is he still there? '''YES YOU'RE STILL THERE! VERY GOOD! VERY GOOD!''' Ohhhhh don't like this... Is he still there? I'm so gonna run out of- Okay, he left. Okay. Okay! We're okay, we're gonna be fine. We're gonna be totally fine. We're gonna be fine- hello. Hello m-bubsy- where's the other guy? Where's the other guy? Where is he?! Where is he, where is he, where is he, where is he, where-''

Bonnie is in the West Hall

Mark: ''Oh, there... Okay. He's not th-''

Freddy looks straight in the camera

Mark: ''HIII! HEY, FREDDY, HOW YOU DOING?! Okay. You gonna be nearby? You stay there! Where's the other one, where's the other one, where's the other one? There he is. Okay. I am pani- I am losing my shit right now! I am not okay with this!''

Camera goes static

Mark: ''OH GOD NOT AGAIN! NO DON'T YOU DARE DO THAT! No no no. Don't you be d- Oh god!''

Bonnie is in W. Hall Corner

Mark: 'AH! HE'S RIGHT OUTSIDE THE DOOR!''' UH! HI!''

Chica is in East Hall

Mark: ''HI! Okay I'm gonna... keep an eye on you! Maybe not, where'd you go, where'd you go? Kay... GOD, THIS NIGHT IS LASTING FOREVER!''

Bonnie pops in West Door

Mark: 'AH! ISTHATAFAGA! ISEWAMEMEGE!''' THAT'S NOT OKAY! Oh oh oh... Okay, so one's by the-''

Chica is in Dining Area

Mark: ''Hi... "Let's Eat!" Let's eat what? Are you still there? Okay, he's gone. Good. Stay gone, forever, and ever and ever and ever- oh, you're coming back! Either that or you're leaving. Oh, I'm not gonna have enough power to survive the night. My butt is gonna be munched! I'm gonna be shoved into a teddy bear outfit, and they're gonna laugh! Where is he? Where'd he go?''

Bonnie pops in West Door

Mark: ''AH! U-fe-fe-fe... That Bunny wants to get my giblets, but he can't have em! Not today! Not ever. ♪{Good thing Freddy is staying in his house.}♪ Hi Mister- Wait, Bunny, you were just outside my door! Kay... Where's the Ducky? Where's Mister- is that Mi- No, no Ducky there...''

Chica is in Restrooms with hostile look in camera.

Mark: ''Where's M- Hi, (Scared laughing) Hi, Mister Ducky. (Crying) God, this night is lasting so long... I just wanna go home. I never wanna play this game again. I'll be a good boy! God dammit. This would be like terrifying if you... controlled the cameras with like an Oculus Rift or something. Oh, my god. Cause you just move your head back and forth... Oh, my god. Hi again. Where's the other one? Where'd he go, where'd he go- Oh, there he is. Okay, so long as you two stay right there, you'll be good! You look very pretty! H-ugh, where was the Pirate Cove Guy? Oh, here is Pirate Cove, okay. So I just gotta... Hoo... I just gotta keep an eye on you guys. Gonna be fine! OH, oh I bet using the camera takes power too- I'm down to 34%! I got 3 hours to go!''

Music starts

Mark: ''No. You're still there. You're still there. You're still there. You're looking at me now.''

Foxy is in Pirate Cove

Mark: 'HI PIRATE COVE MAN!!! O-OUGH! Oh my god'''... Oh, where'd they go? Still there. Still there? Pirate Cove Man! How you doin? Oh man, I love workin at Didney Worl, it's ma faavorite...''

Foxy enters his pre-sprint phase

Mark: 'HI WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT OF YOUR CAGE?!! PLEASE, GET BACK IN! I DON'T WANT YOU OUT OF HERE! OH HE'S COMING FOR ME! Oh, he's coming for me!''' Oh, why do I have to watch three of them? I am like legit freaking out right now. I am not okay with this. Oh god, they moved. Where'd you move to? Oh, you're coming down the hallway, huh? Which one are ya? You've not left Pirate Cove yet... You're still there... You're coming down that hallway... Pirate Cove Man, how you doing Pirate Cove Man?''

Camera goes static

Mark: ''No! I got 2 hours left! No no no! Nooo! What is that sound?''

Bonnie is in W. Hall Corner

Mark: ''Oh, he's right there. Well, he's not here JUST yet. I don't wanna run out of power. Oh, the sounds, I don't like em.''

Foxy sprints to office

Mark: 'AH, FUCK! NO! OH GOD! '

Foxy attacks!

'AH-HAH, FUCKING FUCK! I TRIED TO PUSH IT! HO-HO MY GOD! Oh...' Oh...

Game Over

Mark: ''Oh, game over indeed! Oh, are those my eyeballs? Auh... (coughs) Oh hi... Okay. So that was Five Nights at Freddy's, I couldn't even survive two. '''GOD DAMMIT! HAH!''' OH, GOD! Oh, I tried to hit the door- I tried so bad... Oh... Okay. Okay, thank you all so much for watching, check out the other scary games that I've played, and if you wanna play this for yourself, you can check it in the description below. If you really want me to play it again and try to BEAT it, let me know in the comments below. Thanks again everybody, and as always, I will see you in the next video. BYE-BYE!''

(outro)