King of the Squirrels/Transcript

Thomas: What are you doing?

Mark: ''Oh! I... I just hit eighty thousand subscribers today. So I'm smearing peanut butter on my face, and I'll get the squirrels to lick it off.''

Thomas: Why..?

Mark: ...

later, Mark is running in the yard

Mark: I'M THE KING OF THE SQUIRRELS!!

cheerful music plays