I Review Amazon Self Defense Products

Summary
Mark tests out several Amazon-bought self-defense products on a disassembled Body Opponent Bag (BOB). These products included a stun baton, a stinger whip, a tactical coin purse, a personal alarm on a key ring, Cotteox multitool camping accessories, a paracord knife bracelet, keychain spikes, a tactical pen, brass knuckles, and a collapsible staff.

Running gags

 * Throughout the video, Mark makes several jokes about hurting himself to fully test out the quality of his self-defense equipment. This is referring to a gag that originated during Unus Annus' run, whose audience teased Mark about potentially being a masochist due to his desire to put himself into unconventional situations.

Quotes
"It's a whip. Not very long, but, you know, frankly, if I had a long, long whip, I might whip myself in my ass. So, I'm not gonna try to do that. Because, I like my ass the way it is, and I don't need it whipped for any reason whatsoever. Period. No further discussion needed. Shut up."

- Mark derailing his own conversation while discussing the tactical whip.

"It just goes to show that when it comes to your self-defense, spare no expense."

- Mark's closing words of his review.