Raspy Hill (episode)/Transcript

Mark: ''Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome to let's play Raspy Hill. Ok, so I got a lot of Emails that said that I needed to play this because... there were mannequins in this and if you know me, you know that I don't like mannequins, at all. But, even though I have reservations(?) about this I'm gonna play it anyway because it's gonna being entertaining for you to watch so hooray for me. I'm actually in the game right now and I think it said left''

 *hears squeaks of ghosts in the game* 

Mark: '' *nervously laughs* Okay, I think it said left-click to move so I'm not sure - I'm not sure what else I can do in the game. What is that sound?''

 *ambiance gets louder* 

Mark: ''Okay, oh hello, oh HI! *ghosts come into view* Okay. Alright I get it. I need to run! *panicked laugh* Oh god! You know it's –''

 *Mark grunts as he nearly runs into oncoming ghost 

Mark: ''It's not that - you know it's not that necessarily mannequins are scary to me, it's just that they're creepy. And if you don't know the difference you should check out Vsauce's great video *panics as he nearly runs into another ghost* about the difference between creepy and um...''

 *tries walking towards glowing object* 

Mark: ''What the hell is that?...I have no idea. *starts getting swarmed with ghosts, screams in terror and runs the other way* THAT WAS A TRAP!! *turns back to look at swarm for some reason* Oh my GOD, there's SO MANY of them!''

Mark: '' *begins running towards glowing object* There's just a bunch of lights that are kind of appearing. Why?! *looks back at swarm once more* HOLY CRAP!! I gotta– *swarm continue pursuit, he panics and runs the other direction* They're falling from the freaking sky!! *panicked laugh*