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The Collectible
''Good evening gentle listeners! Wade prepares his bazooka to fire! One foot braced on a cinder block, his perfect smooth head reaches 4.4 inches tall. Dressed in a red t-shirt, khaki pants and black combat boots, you know he's ready for business. However, with his slightly raised eyebrow and smile peeking through his luscious brown beard, you can only wonder what business that could be. Explosion shrapnel can be seen sticking out of his left side and leg. Ouch! The exterior of his double-walled packaging shows him hanging out of the window a speeding car firing his bazooka while a UFO destroys the scenery. The interior displays a skid marked road dissecting the box with the text 'Distractible'. The protective sleeve continues his escape from the explosion with Mark and Bob, while a helicopter, plane and hot air balloon are in pursuit. This collectible ships in a matte, embossed, protective outer sleeve and a custom sized plastic protector for maximum protection during shipping. All three Distractible figures can be displayed together to showcase the hosts in the aftermath of a fiery explosion.''

About Distractible
''The Distractible podcast is hosted by Mark Fischbach, Wade Barnes and Bob Muyskens. A space for thoughtful, weird and wonderful discussions. Sprinkled in with a hefty dose of distraction.''