Ethan Nestor-Darling/Quotes


 * "What is up my Cranky Crew! It's Ethan from CrankGameplays, and today we are playing [game title]" - Ethan's original YouTube intro
 * "My voice is of the prepubescent child!" (CrankGameplays: "I'm An Idiot.")
 * "Your horse dildos have magical powers!" (CrankGameplays: "CHRISTMAS IS HERE!")
 * "It's an endless circle of anal penetration!" (CrankGameplays: "Plug and Play")
 * "Somebody once told me, the world is my homie." (Markiplier: "The Whisper Challenge #5")
 * "Lesbians have pussy powered penis poppers. Was that close?" (Markiplier: "The Whisper Challenge #5")
 * "I can be happy, because I be not dead." (Markiplier: "GINGERBREAD HOUSE BUILDING CHALLENGE")
 * "Bessie! You're about to be meat!" (CrankGameplays: [Source required])
 * "If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bullet. That's not true. Don't try that." (CrankGameplays: [Source required])
 * "You gotta knock it out before you perform surgery." (Markiplier: "Markiplier Makes: Dog Toys")
 * "With the greatest power, comes a awesome time." (Unus Annus: "Like It or Not... This is What The New Human Looks Like")
 * "Not all, everyone can be a hero, but only the heroes are the ones who did it well enough." (Unus Annus: "Like It or Not... This is What The New Human Looks Like")
 * "Crabs are the spiders of the sea." (CrankGameplays: "Do NOT Give a Crab a Knife")
 * "Are all hens female? (Unus Annus: "Chickens Teach Us About Life and Death")
 * "Commit once and measure nonce (never)." (Unus Annus: "Building the World's First IKEA Boat")
 * Don't cry because it's over. Cry because it happened." (Unus Annus: "Goodbye.")
 * "I feel upset! This isn't a good start to my day. I don't like it when I lose, but it's okay, cause I lose often. My self esteem is so low. Please. help me." (Unus Annus: "Grip Strength Test: Loser Becomes the Winner's Butler for a Day")
 * "Math was never my strong suit, nor was anything else." (Unus Annus: [Source required])
 * "Did you know I'm on medication currently? And I think I need a higher dose." (Unus Annus: [Source required])
 * "I'm so much less powerful than you." (Unus Annus: "Play-Doh Thanksgiving")