Me First

Summary
After the old hermit leads you and Mark to his dining room, you offer to go first. The hermit (MatPat) sits you on his chair and ties you up and puts a bag on your head. After some time, he takes the bag off and shows you the buffet he has set on the table. Mark takes out the 2000-year-old salt shaker from the box and you and Mark live in peace with the hermit for the next few years. You and Mark sometimes wonder where the hermit gets his food but ultimately decide that it doesn't matter. You get the "Don't Judge a Book by Its Human-Skin Cover" ending and can play again.